Re: Alito Confirmation Hearings/North American Figure Skating Championships

"Owl Jolsen" <owljolsen@nym.alias.net> wrote in message
news:20060108193038.18189.qmail@nym.alias.net...
>
> We will be covering the Alito Supreme Court nomination hearings starting
> tommorrow. We have received interest in people who would like to be able
> to following the hearings from work.
> My engineers have incorporated the latest in encryption technology and
> assured me there people will be able to watch and/or listen to the Alito
> confirmation hearings from work, and the boss will have NO CLUE as to
> what they are up to.
> We have also improved the system to use all 65,536 ports, so that if at
> least one port is open, it will get through. It can even get through
> firewalls by using a proxy if needed.
> The big double-whammy will occure on Tuesday, Wendesday and Thurday,
> when the North American Figure Skating Championships also take place
during
> the same time period. Between people waching the Alito hearings and those
> watching the North American Figure Skting Championships, it will be
> network admins WORST NIGHTMARE as they go APESHIT trying to figure out how
> to stop it. Since we can use al 65,536 ports, 100 percent blocking is NOT
> possible, unless the ENTIRE network is shut down. The transmissions will
be
> fully encrypted, meaning that Snort, or any other network sniffing device
> will be USELESS against our service.
> For all of those that will be watching the Alito hearings, via our
service,
> do enjoy watching them and be confident in knowing your boss will NEVER
find
> out what you are up to.
>
>

Okay wiseguy, I found a program, WinControl,
that can lock down the proxy settings in
Internet Explorer. That would prevent anyone
from being able to switch away from the network
proxy. Now what are you going to do, wiseass.

If you need to lock down browser settings,
WinControl is the way to do it. It can be
set to disable the "Internet Options" menu
in Internet Explorer, so that no settings,
including proxy settings, can be changed.
Using WinControl is the only way to
lock down the settings in Internet Explorer.
Received on Tue Feb 7 20:58:32 2006