Re: Where is Tom?

as some of you may have suspected, Tom, as many canadians, is an avid
caribou hunter. The people of the north pride themselves for hunting for
their own food. Last year Tom killed enough caribou to last him the whole
winter. This year he intends to do more since he has opened an export
business of caribou meat. When he is not killing caribous, Tom is chasing
snow hares. The wolves are not happy with him as he proved to be a fearless
competitor. Last I heard they are circulating a petition to limit what he
can catch. The prime minister of canada supported the wolves' position as an
election is just around the corner and he wanted to be seen as a green. Any
way Tom was last seen north of a snowy bank on the other side of the hudson
bay, which is north of the 40th //. Now, let's not forget the hudson bay is
known to be a polar bear territory and we all know that bears don't f***
around with the competition. A witness who came back last week from that
area did hear some shots and subsequent screaming but he said he did not
wait to see the outcome.
Tom may come back overweight from the rich diet that he is now following up
north. Provided he escaped the countless wolves and polar bears attacks, he
may be back around spring 2006.
Let's pray for his safe return.
Received on Sat Dec 3 04:20:30 2005