Re: Where is Tom?

mechmech wrote:
> as some of you may have suspected, Tom, as many canadians, is an avid
> caribou hunter. The people of the north pride themselves for hunting for
> their own food. Last year Tom killed enough caribou to last him the whole
> winter. This year he intends to do more since he has opened an export
> business of caribou meat. When he is not killing caribous, Tom is chasing
> snow hares. The wolves are not happy with him as he proved to be a fearless
> competitor. Last I heard they are circulating a petition to limit what he
> can catch. The prime minister of canada supported the wolves' position as an
> election is just around the corner and he wanted to be seen as a green. Any
> way Tom was last seen north of a snowy bank on the other side of the hudson
> bay, which is north of the 40th //. Now, let's not forget the hudson bay is
> known to be a polar bear territory and we all know that bears don't f***
> around with the competition. A witness who came back last week from that
> area did hear some shots and subsequent screaming but he said he did not
> wait to see the outcome.
> Tom may come back overweight from the rich diet that he is now following up
> north. Provided he escaped the countless wolves and polar bears attacks, he
> may be back around spring 2006.
> Let's pray for his safe return.

I also heard that he had an encounter with BigFoot.

Good luck Tom!

Scott
Received on Sat Dec 3 04:20:32 2005